Tomorrow, I’ll be celebrating the first day of the last year of my twenties.
I’ve decided to devote my birthday tumblr to my OTPs, my obsessions with which keep me ever feeling like a teenager, and never cease to cheer me up when I’m feeling down (a sensation sure to strike as soon as I wake up tomorrow). From now until Thursday, this blog’ll be filled with almost nothing but ship. My apologies to my followers. If it’d help, I could hum a few bars of OMD’s “If You Leave…?”
A Pointless Yet Detailed Guide to dementy-whatsits OTPs:
The Harry Potter Series
- Lucius & Narcissa
- Draco & Pansy
- Voldy & Bellatrix
- Dumbledore & Grindelwald
Game of Thrones
- Cersei & Jaime
- Gendry & Arya
- Daenerys & Jorah
Legend of the Seeker
- Richard & Denna
- Kahlan & Rahl
- Cara & Leo
- Zedd & Clara
BTVS
- Buffy & Spike
- Willow & Oz
Miscellaneous Fictional OTPs
- Hatter & Alice (of SyFy’s Alice)
- The Tenth Doctor & Rose Tyler
- Helena & Valentine (of Mirrormask)
- Frankenstein’s Monster & the Bride of Frankenstein
- John Wilmot & Elizabeth Barry (as portrayed in the Libertine)
Real Life OTPs
- Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer
- Frida Kahlo & Diego Rivera
- Charles Babbage & Ada Lovelace
- Crispin Glover & myself