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Arya shoved him back against the anvil and made to run, but Gendry caught her arm. She stuck a foot between his legs and tripped him, but he yanked her down with him, and they rolled across the floor of the smithy. He was very strong, but she was quicker. Every time he tried to hold her still she wriggled free and punched him. Gendry only laughed at her blows, which made her mad. He finally caught both her wrists in one hand and started to tickle her with the other, so Arya slammed her knee between his legs, and wrenched free. Both of them were covered in dirt, and one sleeve was torn on her stupid acorn dress.

Shipping: Even dull, aging librarians do it.

Tomorrow, I’ll be celebrating the first day of the last year of my twenties.

I’ve decided to devote my birthday tumblr to my OTPs, my obsessions with which keep me ever feeling like a teenager, and never cease to cheer me up when I’m feeling down (a sensation sure to strike as soon as I wake up tomorrow). From now until Thursday, this blog’ll be filled with almost nothing but ship. My apologies to my followers. If it’d help, I could hum a few bars of OMD’s “If You Leave…?”

A Pointless Yet Detailed Guide to dementy-whatsits OTPs:

The Harry Potter Series

  • Lucius & Narcissa
  • Draco & Pansy
  • Voldy & Bellatrix
  • Dumbledore & Grindelwald

Game of Thrones

  • Cersei & Jaime
  • Gendry & Arya
  • Daenerys & Jorah

Legend of the Seeker

  • Richard & Denna
  • Kahlan & Rahl
  • Cara & Leo
  • Zedd & Clara

BTVS

  • Buffy & Spike
  • Willow & Oz

Miscellaneous Fictional OTPs

  • Hatter & Alice (of SyFy’s Alice)
  • The Tenth Doctor & Rose Tyler
  • Helena & Valentine (of Mirrormask)
  • Frankenstein’s Monster & the Bride of Frankenstein
  • John Wilmot & Elizabeth Barry (as portrayed in the Libertine)

Real Life OTPs

  • Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer
  • Frida Kahlo & Diego Rivera
  • Charles Babbage & Ada Lovelace
  • Crispin Glover & myself